just a hug..
Red roses were her favorites, her name was also Rose.And every year her husband sent them, tied with pretty bows.The year he died, the roses were delivered to her door.The card said, "Be my Valentine," like all the years before.
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say,"I love you even more this year, than last year on this day.""My love for you will always grow, with every passing year."She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear.
She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day.Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away.He always liked to do things early, way before the time.Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine.
She trimmed the stems, and placed them in a very special vase.Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face.She would sit for hours, in her husband's favorite chair.While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there.
A year went by, and it was hard to live without her mate.With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate.Then, the very hour, as on Valentines before,The doorbell rang, and there were roses, sitting by her door.
She brought the roses in, and then just looked at them in shock.Then, went to get the telephone, to call the florist shop.The owner answered, and she asked him, if he would explain,Why would someone do this to her, causing her such pain?
"I know your husband passed away, more than a year ago,"The owner said, "I knew you'd call, and you would want to know.""The flowers you received today, were paid for in advance.""Your husband always planned ahead, he left nothing to chance."
"There is a standing order, that I have on file down here,And he has paid, well in advance, you'll get them every year.There also is another thing, that I think you should know,He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago."
"Then, should ever, I find out that he's no longer here,That's the card...that should be sent, to you the following year."She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard.Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached to get the card.
Inside the card, she saw that he had written her a note.Then, as she stared in total silence, this is what he wrote..."Hello my love, I know it's been a year since I've been gone,I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to overcome."
"I know it must be lonely, and the pain is very real.For if it was the other way, I know how I would feel.The love we shared made everything so beautiful in life.I loved you more than words can say, you were the perfect wife."
"You were my friend and lover, you fulfilled my every need.I know it's only been a year, but please try not to grieve.I want you to be happy, even when you shed your tears.That is why the roses will be sent to you for years."
"When you get these roses, think of all the happiness,That we had together, and how both of us were blessed.I have always loved you and I know I always will.But, my love, you must go on, you have some living still."
"Please...try to find happiness, while living out your days.I know it is not easy, but I hope you find some ways.The roses will come every year, and they will only stop,When your door's not answered, when the florist stops to knock."
"He will come five times that day, in case you have gone out.But after his last visit, he will know without a doubt,To take the roses to the place, where I've instructed him,And place the roses where we are, together once again."
The Origin of Coffee
SaltedCoffee Lady
Secret Age
Meet me for a coffee?
Coffee's Education
The history of coffee is as rich as the brew itself , dating back more than a thousand years.
Originally, coffee beans were taken as a food and not as a beverage.
Wishful Thinking
Should there be any wish if people on earth are not going to
satisfy whatever they owned presently?
That is what wishful thinking should be.
The Story of SaltedCoffee
Just For Laugh
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of
the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left!
Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be
friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." The man replies, "Oh
yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another
miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then
hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
just wait for the police..."
###
The multi-purpose FutureCard will be the version of our perpetually
metamorphosing IC in the near future. With an embedded smart chip, it can
also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license,
act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the
National Library...what ever you do with the card...you will
be tracked! It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad,
depending the
situation) However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable
control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement. As
the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas
in the near future...
Ah Beng's FutureCard ( Likely Scenerio )
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."
Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
Operator: "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"
Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh..... S6102-0499-54610FC"
Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're
calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828, your
office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?
Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"
Operator: "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"
Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"
Operator: "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend
lah?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"
Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized
ones then, how much arh?
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
$45..."
Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not ?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last
year"
Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also know...chiat lat!"
Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
loan Sir.
Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my
house lor"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of $250 for
4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"
Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah.
How long arh?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are
only 5 mins away"
Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"
Operator: "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda
Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."
Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with
the law]
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised or not?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... "
Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his
family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']
###
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter - ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one
has to drop off. Otherwise they were all going to fall. They were not able
to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman,
she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men
in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished
her speech, all the men started clapping their hands..
###
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Japanese?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him".
###
One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, an angel appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed the thimble to make her living.
The angel went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the angel asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The angel again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the angel asked. Again the seamstress replied, "No." The angel went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the angel asked. "The seamstress replied, "Yes." The angel was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out the angel again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh, my husband has fallen into the water!" The angel went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the angel asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The angel was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Then,if had I said 'yes' you would have given me all three. I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S WHY I said yes to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason and for the benefit of others.
###
Physio was an intelligent boy.After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.
He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside his clinic.The next morning, when he went to his clinic,he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up.However, he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate;TUKANG URUT.He went to the designer and took him to task.
"How can you insult my profession?'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay.I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur!Make sure you change the name right now and see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.
The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately.Without further delay,he proceeded to change the name but found that the word'physiotherapist' was too long.So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.
The next morning,Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name.On the name were written:PHYSIO THE RAPIST
###
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs
back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the
landlord there goes out of his way for the locals: so much so that when
you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well." said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman will
buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nuthin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's a pub
called Ryan's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another. all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough
to drink, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately poured scorn on the Irishman's
claims, but he swears that every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not myself personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to my
sister."
###
The subway train was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to
stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said,
"Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay cheque in my pocket."
"Oh, really?" she replied, "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise
you've had in the last half hour."
###
Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't
move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drin k of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in
and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake,
Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he
asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I
have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy!"
5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she
sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower.
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two
plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a
bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two,
that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little
went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy
Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
10. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I
can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands
next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a
snack cake
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
###
A Singapore English radio station, was holding a live radio segment at a shopping mall. The DJ was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a girl. "What's your name girl & how old are you?"
"My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old."
"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow?" "Bull."
"Very good! That's correct. Now here's a Barbie doll for you. Ladies & gentlemen, please give her a round of applause."
The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage. The audience were very impressed with this kid as he was very clever & articulate from the moment he stepped on stage, before being asked, announced, "My name is Johnny. I am 7 years old and I like English, Math & Art. My hobbies are collecting stamps & stickers."
The audience liked him immediately because of his confidence & had started to clap for him. His parents, standing right in front of the stage, were beaming with pride at how smart their son was.
"OK, Johnny, you should know the answer to this question very well. Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite of cock?"
The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, "Chee ***!"
(This topic has been closed.)
###
One day, a child asked, "Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first
got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-
cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as
I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
Popup appeared and said:
....."You've Got Male!"
###
It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the mess of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter when typing, and his note was sent instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the elderly, grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the computer screen, let out a piercing
scream before falling to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
PS. Sure is hot down here.
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One day a mailman was out on his duties when he saw a woman and a REALLY ugly child so he went over and said,"wow,that child is so ugly,dang girl!"so the woman told the mailman to go away and she started crying.A passer-by went over to the woman and said,"oh,don't cry.Look here's a tissue for you and a banana for that chimp!"
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A girl was having trouble with my computer. So she called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave her a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, she called after him,
"So, what was wrong?"
He replied,
"It was an ID ten T error."
she didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:
"An ID ten T error?
What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"
The computer guy grinned....
"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," she replied.
"Write it down," he said, "
and I think you'll figure it out."
So she wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T
###
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
guy, "What would you like to discuss?
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff --
grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty,
and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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