just a hug..
Red roses were her favorites, her name was also Rose.And every year her husband sent them, tied with pretty bows.The year he died, the roses were delivered to her door.The card said, "Be my Valentine," like all the years before.
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say,"I love you even more this year, than last year on this day.""My love for you will always grow, with every passing year."She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear.
She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day.Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away.He always liked to do things early, way before the time.Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine.
She trimmed the stems, and placed them in a very special vase.Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face.She would sit for hours, in her husband's favorite chair.While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there.
A year went by, and it was hard to live without her mate.With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate.Then, the very hour, as on Valentines before,The doorbell rang, and there were roses, sitting by her door.
She brought the roses in, and then just looked at them in shock.Then, went to get the telephone, to call the florist shop.The owner answered, and she asked him, if he would explain,Why would someone do this to her, causing her such pain?
"I know your husband passed away, more than a year ago,"The owner said, "I knew you'd call, and you would want to know.""The flowers you received today, were paid for in advance.""Your husband always planned ahead, he left nothing to chance."
"There is a standing order, that I have on file down here,And he has paid, well in advance, you'll get them every year.There also is another thing, that I think you should know,He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago."
"Then, should ever, I find out that he's no longer here,That's the card...that should be sent, to you the following year."She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard.Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached to get the card.
Inside the card, she saw that he had written her a note.Then, as she stared in total silence, this is what he wrote..."Hello my love, I know it's been a year since I've been gone,I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to overcome."
"I know it must be lonely, and the pain is very real.For if it was the other way, I know how I would feel.The love we shared made everything so beautiful in life.I loved you more than words can say, you were the perfect wife."
"You were my friend and lover, you fulfilled my every need.I know it's only been a year, but please try not to grieve.I want you to be happy, even when you shed your tears.That is why the roses will be sent to you for years."
"When you get these roses, think of all the happiness,That we had together, and how both of us were blessed.I have always loved you and I know I always will.But, my love, you must go on, you have some living still."
"Please...try to find happiness, while living out your days.I know it is not easy, but I hope you find some ways.The roses will come every year, and they will only stop,When your door's not answered, when the florist stops to knock."
"He will come five times that day, in case you have gone out.But after his last visit, he will know without a doubt,To take the roses to the place, where I've instructed him,And place the roses where we are, together once again."
The Origin of Coffee
SaltedCoffee Lady
Secret Age
Meet me for a coffee?
Coffee's Education
The history of coffee is as rich as the brew itself , dating back more than a thousand years.
Originally, coffee beans were taken as a food and not as a beverage.
Wishful Thinking
Should there be any wish if people on earth are not going to
satisfy whatever they owned presently?
That is what wishful thinking should be.
The Story of SaltedCoffee
Have a break, Have a joke! ^-^
Who is smarter?Four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan.They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return,the tyre of their car burst.They had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean was a just person.So he told them that they can have a retest after three days.
After 3 days, they said they were ready.On the third day,they appeared before the Dean.The dean said that as this was a special condition,all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.The test consisted of two questions with a total marks of 100.
Question 1:Write down your Name. (2 Marks)
Question 2:Which tyre burst? ( 98 Marks)
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Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!@#$%
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A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger.
When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated
customer asked the waiter.
Customer: Will my hamburger be long?
Waiter: No, sir...it will be round.
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Two young boys was having their morning breakfast of hot chocolate and
cereal.
As he almost finished his meal, the younger of the two headed for
their aquarium, his hand full of cereal.
Just when he was about to feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came
into the room.
"Don't do it, Kamal", she said."They'll die."
The boy's face turned pale and gave his mother a desperate look,
"Then why did you give it to us ?"
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Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: What else do u want, feathers?
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Ben: These ice-cream are too expensive
John: Stop complaining and pay with a smile.
Ben: I wish I could but the man insists on cash!
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Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double?
You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair!
Barber: No, no! We ! don't charge for cutting the hair!
We charge for having to search for it!
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There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see
the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked,
"Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said,
"Not this time!"
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Condom says to Kotex,
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine
months
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A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have
your
tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick
on
his face!"
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A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
so he ran off with the TV and VCD...
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Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so
I can have a NEW ! ONE every morning!
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A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and
blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
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A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3
times
a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied:
"MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
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Dad Eats Lightbulbs
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.
"I heard him say it.
He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"
###Baby Jokes
DEAD GOLDFISH
Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,he politely asked,"What are you up to there,Tim?"
"My goldfish died,"replied Tim tearfully,without looking up,"and I've just buried him."
The neighbour said,"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,isn't it,Tim?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth and replied,"That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."
WHISPER
A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said,"Mommy,I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy,"It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church.So,from now on whenever you have to 'pee', just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."
The following Sunday,the little boy went to church with his father and during the service,said to his father,"Daddy,I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said,"Okay,why don't you whisper in my ear."
BABY FOOD
A three year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady,"Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied,"I'm having a baby."
With big eyes,he asked,"Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered,"He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look,asked,"Is it a good baby?"
She said,"Oh, yes.It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look,he asked,"Then why did you eat him?"
###Listen Before You Interrupt
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
###Stress Reliever
Stress Reliever .. 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever ... 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever ... 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs."
###Wealthy Man
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "You received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
###Things to do when u in the lift
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, “That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!”and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, “Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, “I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, “This is MY personal space."
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